Series Name
Season 1, Episode 6
Air date January 30, 2004
Written by Kevin Hopps
Directed by Howy Parkins
Episode Guide
Slay What?
The Terror of Mecha-Dave
Civilization is the first half of the sixth episode of Dave the Barbarian.

Synopsis Edit

Candy sets her sights on making Fang presentable in high society.


[Some bugs are telling scary stories about Fang, and are interrupted by Fang.]
Fang: I squash you all!

[Dave reads a letter from his parents.]
Dave: Dear kids, we're still busy fighting evil, but we'll be home soon. Your mother says the demon monkeys may attack but I don't think- egad, they're here. Ieee, argh, ow, ow, ow, ow, yar, ock, yargh, ock, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, scree, erk. Love, mom and dad.

Dave: We can teach Fang to be way, way, way more civilized with this: [holds up book.] A Young Lady's Guide to being Way, Way, Way More Civilized.

Candy: What was I thinking? Making Fang civilized is hopeless!
Oswidge: Yes, because we've been missing the key ingredient: bribery!

Storyteller: Fizzberries: a treat so beloved by Fang, that she would chew off her own leg to get to them!

[Fang, after becoming civilized, decides to clothe all of the naked animals in Udrogoth.]
Fang: It'll be even better once I get dresses on all these fish!

Fang: Here, little ladybug. I made you a dress!
Ladybug: Nice material! Is it chiffon?

[Fang has made a moat for Udrogoth Castle and turned it into a bug-feeding trough]
Dave: They're in my pants!

Storyteller: Bugle Beetles! These terrible insects are famous for their unstoppable wrath!
Dumb Beetle: We're gonna smash things up good, huh? [Chuckles.]
Dumber Beetle: We're gonna smash things up real good! [Laughs.]
Storyteller: They're also famous for being about as smart as the stuff you scoop out of a pumpkin.

[The Royal Family sees the invading Bugle Beetle herd.]
Dave: I'll go get bug spray. I think there's some in northern China!

[Osiwdge tries to defeat a Bugle Beetle with his magic.]
Oswidge: Hold your horses, bigfella, I gotta check the owner's manual for this wand. Ah, here it is. Destroy: see obliterate. Obliterate: see Destroy. Dang it!

Candy: It's my fault we're all... doomed and junk.

Fang: Oh, dear! The killer insects are menacing my beloved family!

Dumb Beetle: Is it just me, or does The Great Destructor seem smaller in person?
Dumber Beetle: Maybe we's bigger in person.

Episode Edit

Dave the Barbarian 1x06 Civilization11:27

Dave the Barbarian 1x06 Civilization

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