Series Name
Season 1, Episode 1 (1/2)
Air date January 23, 2004
Written by Mark Drop
Directed by Howy Parkins
Episode Guide
Shrink Rap
 The Maddening Spirte of the Stump is the first half of the first episode of Dave the Barbarian.


Lula gets stuck in a tree stump during Dave's attempt to guard the Enchanted Forest against a giant man-eating muffin. When the royal family is unable to free Lula, a tiny, winged sprite establishes himself as the ruler of Udrogoth.

Quotes Edit

[Princess Candy has just been informed that a giant muffin is attacking the enchanted forest, and various characters are suggesting how to deal with it.]
Dave: That'll never work. Does anyone have one of those yappy dogs? That might scare it away.

[Lula is Dave's enchanted talking sword]
Lula: You know what would come in handy against a monster made of dough? Some sort of sharp implement. Oh, if only you had a sharp implement, David. If only-
Dave: There's no need to be sarcastic. Time to cut a muffin!
Lula: That sounds nasty for some reason.

Lula: Somebody get me out of here! This stump's got worms in it!

Dave: Stop! Don't spoonfeed that sprite another bite of regurgitated goose! Not until I floss his royal teeth. Say "Ahh" your majesty!

The Sprite of the Stump: Okay, whichever one of you manages to slay the muffin monster, wins this: it's an immunity totem. Whoever wins it is excused from giving me my evening spongebath.

[The muffin monster's big brother is attacking Udrogoth Castle. He takes a tower and throws it.]
Fang: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
[Dave, Candy, and Oswidge look at Fang]
Fang: I mean, all my... Weapons.

[A tower falls in the middle of the Enchanted Forest.]
Oswidge: Hey, he threw my room! All my dollies are in there!
[Dave, Candy, and Fang look at Oswidge]
Oswidge: I mean, all my... Magic stuff?

Episode Edit

Dave the Barbarian 1x01 The Maddening Sprite of the Stump11:27

Dave the Barbarian 1x01 The Maddening Sprite of the Stump

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